I Don't Know A Dam Thing (But I Love My Little Beavers)

 

Yes, I have decided.

If I were to write a book right now, that would have to be the title:

I Don't Know A Dam Thing (But I Love My Little Beavers).

It would include, but not be limited to, the following chapters:

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Potty Training: Make them Beg For It (A Case for Pre-School-Sized Pull Ups)

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Making Love Last (When They Are Right Outside The Bedroom Door)

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Breaking Vows: When The MiniVan Purchase Becomes Inevitable

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Repeat Play: The Joys and Pitfall's of using the Poor Man's Nanny (Miss DVD)

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 398 Pacifiers In The House & Not One To Be Found (& other Supernatural Phenoms)

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What To Do When Your Three Year Old Can Outsmart You.

(this will be a very short chapter. As in, one sentence. See title of book for reference)

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 I am not in the process of writing a book. At least not this one.

However, if you or a friend should like to email me a burning question you might have

regarding early childhood, please do so by sending it to jnicolemiller@hotmail.com

I will answer one "lucky" reader's inquiry on Monday, March 5th, 2012. 

If your question is selected, your identity will be kept hidden.